Thursday, June 4, 2020

JUNE 4, 2020 - My Comments/Quotes.


*"The greatest thing that parents can do for their 

children is to love them."

*"If you had six months to live, what would you 


*"To eat pizza almost every day, is to die at an early 


*"I've meet many preachers in my life, but none that 

were also a comedian."

*"A private life to me is more important than a 

public one."

*"To scratch your butt is less offensive than picking 

your nose."

*"Nakedness is only legal in nudist camps."

*"One of the most magnificent farts of all time."

*"A parade is for children and for those adults who 

still have a part of a child within them."

*"When I see a farmers spreading manure on their 

fields, I reminded of one of God's creatures."

Monday, June 1, 2020

June 1, 2020 - My Comments/Quotes.


*A public toilet is were other people may be, the 

toilet in your home is made for number 1 or 

number 2 along with your privates."

*"At sometime in our lives many of us will have to 

deal with dementia."

*"Don't dwell on your age, but on your quality of 


*"I know a man who thinks more of himself than he 

does his wife and his children."

*"Who are your long lost relatives?"

*"If you're feeling depressed and without hope, 

remember, God knows your just as good as 

everyone else."

*"If I where on the African savanna, the animals 

that I would most fear would be a pack of hyenas."

*"Unlike me, you may need friends to be happy."

*"A map on the wall will show the countries of the 

world, but will not show the kindness of its' people."

*"Each day could be the last day of our lives."

Thursday, May 28, 2020

MAY 28, 2020 - My Comments/Quotes.


*"Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian and Romanian 

are the Romance languages, named that because 

they originated from Latin." 

*"If you care about someone, make sure they're as 

happy as you are."

*"Are there aliens among us or just evil in disguise 

or both?"

*"A hippopotamus is obese, a pink flamingo is 


*"There is no best teaching method, but the second 

best is hands-on teaching and learning."

*"I don't mind being alone because all my friends 

are strangers."

*"Can you repair your cell phone or must you 

purchase another one?"

*"I use to first check my quotes for plagiarism on 

my part, but don't anymore, please let me know

if any of my quotes are not original." Thanks -

*"The paperweight may be a thing of the past."

*"I'm typing this post (7/20/2020) on 6:03 AM 

3/20/2020 and hoping the coronavirus is on a

downward curve or flat-lined by now." 3 hours ago.

Monday, May 25, 2020

MAY 25, 2020 - My Comments/Quotes


*"My Uncle Jack Wimer repaired lawn mowers in his shop just 

back of his house in Dayton, Virginia. I use to walk in the vicinity 

of Dayton and Bridgewater and would see him decorating the 

family graves every once in a while at the Oak Lawn Cemetery

I would see him in McDonald s' in Bridgewater where we tried to 

buy each other a coffee. He served in the Korean War sometime 

between 1950 and 1953. He is in Heaven now so I'll thank him 

for his service from here on earth."



*"My Aunt Bea Cline, who art in Heaven, made it known to us 

while she was on earth that she liked barns that were well kept 

including a fresh coat of paint every few years. She also served in 

the Women's Army Corp, we need to thank her on this earth for 

her service."

*"Blessed are those who have no one to love them."

*"Bankruptcy is a term used for those who can't handle their own 


*"Our world wide pandemic, the coronavirus, is far less a disaster 

than the Spanish Flu of 1918 which killed a 100 million people and 

infected about half a billion people."

*"For those who are old and have no friends that care for them, a 

dog would make a perfect friend and companion."

*"In my youth, I used a typewriter to type a document, not having 

a personal computer like we have today."

*"I use to work with a black man named Jess on a turkey farm 

owned by Mrs. Logan off U.S. Route 42 in Dayton, Virginia. He 

told me how to cook a ground hog. Put the ground hog in a pot 

and when done, throw away the ground hog and eat the pot."

*"The only difference between Coke and Pepsi is that Coke has a 

great taste and Pepsi tastes like pis*."

*"I've been to a lot of places during my lifetime, but not as many 

places like I would have liked to have visited."

*"Your memories of the past must not interfere with the goals of 

your future."

MAY 25, 2020 - Memorial Day.


*"The origin of Memorial Day."

*"Memorial Day 2020."

*"Moment of Remembrance | Memorial Day 2020."

 *"2018 National Memorial Day Parade Washington, DC 5.28.18."

*"The Dos and Don'ts of Celebrating Memorial Day Weekend 


*Memorial Day ceremony canceled, but flags still placed at veteran 


*"Memorial Day 2020."

*"Memorial Day 2018."

*"Gary tells John's story - National Memorial Day concert 2014."

*"John Cena returns to Raw on Memorial Day."

*"Israel pauses on Holocaust Memorial Day." 

*"Memorial Day greetings from SNL."

*"Memorial Day 2020."

*"The Steeler's Alejandro Villanueva shares the meaning of 

Memorial Day - SC Featured - ESPN."

Thursday, May 21, 2020

MAY 21 , 2020 - My Comments/Quotes.


*"Happy is a happy word. What country is the 

happiest in the world?"

*"The poor should lead the countries of our world, 

not the wealthy who seek power, money and 

glory. The poor have more common sense and 

compassion, that's what we want in our leaders."

*"Most Americans have to file their taxes each year 

payable to the IRS. IRS stands for Irregardless of 

what we do, the Reality is that the government wants 

Some or all of our money."

*"A computer is as only good as its' operator."

*"A hawk can be a bird or a politician."

*"A pot is for pooping in or boiling a cabbage or 

both together."

*""Beans, beans, good for your heart, the more 

you eat the more you'll" like them ("fart")."

*"I get frustrated or aggravated sometime, but 

never angry or mad. Angry and mad makes you 

age faster."

*""Dance up a storm" has nothing to do with the 

weather, but it means to dance enthusiastically 

and often."

*"I don't believe in ghosts. Do you?"

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

MAY 19, 2020 - Google News.


*"WHO Chief Tedros Adhanom On Coronavirus: "We All Have Lessons To Learn From 

The Pandemic.""

*"Trump says he is taking hydroxychloroquine."

*"Xi Jinping defends China's handling of coronavirus and backs review of global 


*"India braces for super cyclone Amphan, Alert in coastal Odisha & Bengal."

*"Prince Harry & Meghan Markle's 2-Year Anniversary: Their Royal Romance." 

E! News.

*"Rainbow Six: Siege - Operators And Everything New In Operation Steel Wave."

*"Stenhouse chances dashed on lap 1 at Darlington."  NASCAR Cup Series at Darlington.

*"Coronavirus: How does COVID-19 affect children (and what is Kawasaki disease)?"  


*"Watch the U.S. Space Force launch a secret space plane, dedicated to coronavirus 


*"Auto plants in metro Detroit restarting with safety focus."

Monday, May 18, 2020

MAY 18, 2020 - My Comments/Quotes.


*"I know we are in part responsible for Global 

Warming, but I believe that it is also in part 

because of the natural changing of the earth through 

its' years of life."

*"If you like the color pink, drink a whole bottle of 

Pepto Bismol."

*"You may now be depressed and downtrodden, but 

there is always a light at the end of the tunnel for 


*"Of all of the postings or videos that I've published, 

people like postings or videos of pooping, peeing, 

twats or doodle do's."

*"One of the supplements I drink straight is Tea 

Tree Oil, try it and you'll rush for several chasers,

it's just like you've drank an entire bottle of rotgut 

whiskey with worms at the bottom of the bottle. I 

didn't know that Tea Tree Oil was used externally?"

*My ancestryDNA states that I'm 2% Irish, so I use 

Irish Spring soap to wash my entire body 

including my doodle do."

*"I've been alone almost all my life and I've have 

talked a lot, now realizing that almost all that 

talking was to myself."

*"You cannot build your life on the mistakes of 

your past."

*"Because of my years of observing human 

behavior, I can see the lie in someone's eyes."

*"For those that are getting married and have some 

doubts, make sure you have a prenuptial 

agreement before you're wedded."

Saturday, May 16, 2020

MAY 16, 2020 - Armed Forces Day.


*"Armed Forces Day."

 *"Armed Forces Day 2015 at Arlington National Cemetery."

*"Armed Forces Day 2020 Parade Practice."

*"Armed Forces Day: Honoring military members for their 


 *"All you need to know about Armed Forces Day this weekend." 

The Guide Liverpool.

 *"South Africa celebrates Armed Forces Day."

*"Armed Forces Day Parade - Coloraine 2018."

*"Thailand's military holds annual Armed Forces Day parade." 

*"Bognor Regis Armed Forces Day 2019."

*"Armed Forces Medley: 2014 National Memorial Day concert."

Thursday, May 14, 2020

MAY 14 , 2020 - My Comments/Quotes.


*"If Puerto Rico would become a state, what would 

the American Flag look like?"

*"The ties that bind are sometimes broken by 

someone loving someone else."

*"The opposite of diarrhea is constipation. Which 

would you rather have?

*"Southern Belle is a southern term, often used 

during the American Civil War (April 12, 1861 – 

April 9, 1865."

*"I've seen many people including myself, picking 

their nose for stray boogers, I can do both nostrils 

at the same time with my fingers."

*"Are you a survivalist?"

*"A love lost may be a loved one gained again."

*"It's been about 155 years since the end of slavery 

in America, yet racism still exists."

*"People who leave Christmas lights up all year 

long are either too lazy to take them down or 

they're celebrating Christ's birthday all year long

and I see nothing wrong in doing that."

*"Being born in the Shenandoah Valley, part of 

Appalachia, I've known some mountain people."

Monday, May 11, 2020

MAY 11, 2020 - My Comments/Quotes.


*"An enemy is someone you don't care for, a enema 

is something you would almost die for."

*"Seems like I have too much time on my hands, 

whatever that means?""

*"Today is June 1, 2020. JUNE stands for Jump Up, 

but Never Escape the reality of falling flat on 

your face."

*"To wait for someone means you're not free to go 

your own way."

*"If you're not a racist, all colors of people are the 

same in your sight."

*"A light at the end of a tunnel does not mean that 

there is daylight ahead."

*"To touch the hand of angel is to touch the 

outskirts of Heaven."

*"Will our earth as we know it come to a 

cataclysmic end?"

*"The highways to Heaven are much like our 

interstates except for the road signs along the way."

*"We must always remember to forgive and forget."

Sunday, May 10, 2020

MAY 10, 2020 - Mother's Day


*"History of Mother's Day."  History.

*"Mother's Day."

*"To Every Mom Doing Their Best - Happy Mother's Day." Microsoft Teams.

*"The Reality of Mother's Day 😂."

*"Celebrating Mothers this Mother's Day." Mater Mothers' | 2020.

*"Mother's Day Short Film- I'll Love You Forever."

*"Because of Them | Mother's Day." OLAY.

*"Happy Mother's Day | Kids Song | Song Lyrics Video | The Kiboomers."

*"Mark Mero's emotional Mother's Day story."

 *"Celebrating Mother's Day in quarantine."

Thursday, May 7, 2020

MAY 7, 2020 - My Comments/Quotes.


*"If you've been the purist of the pure, you still 

cannot become a saint until after you are dead (it 

usually takes about 5 years more or less)."

*"A fart is a fart which you can't take back, just don't 

let your fart blow your way."

*"People have the amazing power of recovering 

from tragedies, I hope you'll remember that."

*"Do lions sleep in the day or night or a little bit of 


*"Because of innovations in today's world, our youth 

will not learn to do hard physical labor."

*"You need to choose between someone who treats 

you bad or leave and live alone and be happy."

*"The only difference between 5 different poops is 

on the wall in your doctor's patient rooms."

*"Beautiful mornings are made for everyone of us, 

except for those who get up after lunch."

*"A world map on your wall will not tell you the 

kindness and generosity of a country's people."

*"Not many people wear watches anymore, they look 

at their cell phone for the time."

Tuesday, May 5, 2020

MAY 5, 2020 - Cinco de Mayo.


*"Cinco De Mayo: A Celebration of Mexican 

Heritage."  History.

*"Cinco de Mayo Parade/Festival Sunset Park 


*"Cinco de Mayo revealed."

*"Taco Tuesday: Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with 

Taco Bell."

*"Baked fish tacos recipe - Cinco de Mayo food."

*"Cinco de Mayo."

*"Ellen asks the audience why we celebrate Cinco 

de Mayo."

*"2017 Richmond Cinco de Mayo Festival."

*"Happy Cinco de Mayo!"

*"Cinco de Mayo - Dancing together while dancing 

apart. Demo, teach and dance - May 3, 2020."


Monday, May 4, 2020

MAY 4, 2020 - My Comments/Quotes.


*"A close friendship may end in tragedy, but it is 

up to God, am I right?"

*"When your pain becomes unbearable, take Advil, 

sold over-the-counter at your local pharmacy."

*"I was born south of the Mason-Dixon Line in 

Harrisonburg, Virginia."

*"A tumultuous marriage may end in divorce or 

affairs by both partners."

*"If you're dwelling too much on past troubles, my 

advice, forget about it and move on."

*"I was born in 1942, Columbus sailed the ocean 

blue in 1492, same numbers."

*"The bright side of loneliness is the surprise friend 

that you'll meet."

*"Do each of us have a twin somewhere in the world 

who has much the same personality?"

*"Unlike me, most people must have friends to 

escape loneliness."

*"Young children are a step away from Heaven 

until they become a teenager."