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Friday, February 17, 2017

368th post - 17 Feb 17 - 1919 EST

STORIES OF MY LIFE AND TOLD IN ONE DAY... 

I typed yesterday that "I have always liked geography" and I hope to tell you 

today about towns, cities, provinces, counties, states, etc. that have been 

named after people who have already "kicked the bucket" or those that are 

a "legend in their own time."

Well, it looks like I got no time today because I spent all day eating. Maybe 

tomorrow I won't be as hungry and I can get something accomplished for a

change.

TO BE CONTINUED....

The second story that I'll tell is under the category of WORLD in my story of this 

day.


QUOTE (S) FOR THIS POST

"If you want to have a grand adventure and a belly laugh try and lose your 

credit, debit cards and your license that's required to drive so fast."
  
Forrest Caricofe

Google search: About 2,870 results (1.81 seconds) 

No results found for "If you want to have a grand adventure and a belly laugh 

try and lose your credit, debit cards and your license that's required to drive 

so fast."


THE STORY OF MY PNC CREDIT CARD AND THE PNC FRAUD 

DEPARTMENT IN KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN

*This a long story of intrigue, deception, lying, hilarity, adventure, happiness, 

belly laughing, smiling, and other words that I forgotten how to spell. 

This is not a story of frowning, anger, disgust or fear.  

I checked my Google email yesterday and my bank said to call the 1-888 number 

immediately but not any sooner. 


*I looked up online to see what PNC stood because I had forgot what the acronym

stood for and Google gave to me a lot more than one: 

Point 'n Click

Partner in Crime 

Private and Confidential 

Plate Number Coil (philately),

Policia Nacional Civil (Spanish: National Civil Police; Guatemala; est. 1997)

Preservation North Carolina (Raleigh, NC)
 
Purdue University North Central (Westville, Indiana)
   
Police National Computer
 
Property and Casualty

People's National Congress (Guyana)
 
People's National Congress (Papua New Guinea)

People's National Convention
 
Polish National Catholic (church)
 
Personnel Navigant Commercial
 
Palestinian National Council
 
Popular National Congress (Sudan)
   
Past National Commander

Pre-Natal Care
 
Pittsburgh National Corporation

That's it, I remember now and after all these years of searching. Success.

I'm happy as a coon and hog eating garbage. You know, I could probably eat

garbage along with the coon and hog because I'll eat off the ground and play

in the dirt, when the flowers of Spring come again, which causes my immune 

system to be better than most of the rest of the world.


*You see what happen like I told you, I strayed off the "footprints that Mother left

on this earth for us to follow" once again, but I don't know if I'm using this I said 

at Mother's graveside service in the proper context or not or maybe it just the

thinking of an old man's dying words?

TO BE CONTINUED ONCE AGAIN....

  
*I thought LED meant (Lemon Extract that is used in a Divorce). But, I was 

wrong as usual, it stands for "Light Emitting Diode." In trying to decipher 

the unknown last word to me "Diode," I went online and using the last part of 

the word first, I found Regina Spektor - Ode to Divorce - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni7EmeBb-Nw.

I was right all along. And to beat it all, I posted the above content to 

Blogger.com and and Wordpress and the video address,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni7EmeBb-Nw caused the video to come 

from nowhere to stare in to my old hippie's face.


ABORTION

*A popup surprised me by coming up on my computer screen and one of the 

options was to abort.

I do not believe, like the Democrats do, in abortion.


QUOTE (S) FOR THIS POST

""If you've got the time to" celebrate, "honey, I've got the time.""
  
Forrest Caricofe

Google search: About 4,060,000 results (0.80 seconds) 

No results found for: ""If you've got the time to" celebrate, "honey, I've got the 

time.""


WE CELEBRATE TODAY


MY WAY DAY

https://www.daysoftheyear.com

Sounds like a Frank Sinatra song to me.


NATIONAL RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS

NATIONAL CABBAGE DAY

NATIONAL CAREGIVERS DAY

http://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/latest-posts/


QUOTE (S) FOR THIS POST

"The world has a few @#^$%#*%'s that need to be deleted."
  
Forrest Caricofe

Google search: About 221,000,000 results (1.30 seconds) 

No results found for "The world has a few @#^$%#*%'s that need to be 

deleted."


WORLD

...."Kuala Lumpur International Airport in Sepang, Malaysia, who police say was 

arrested Wednesday in connection with the death of Kim Jong Nam, the half 

brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un....

The official said the man provided information that led to the arrest of the woman 

who was using Indonesian travel documents.

On Wednesday, police arrested the first suspect in the case, a woman carrying 

Vietnamese travel documents identifying her as 28-year-old Doan Thi Houng. 

A Malaysian police statement said a second woman was arrested carrying an 

Indonesian passport identifying her as 25-year-old Siti Aishah. It was not 

immediately clear whether either woman's identification was genuine. 

Indonesia's Foreign Ministry has requested consular access to Aishah. The 

ministry said Thursday the woman is an Indonesian citizen based on data 

provided by Malaysia and the Indonesian Embassy in Kuala Lumpur.

Both women were identified using CCTV footage from Kuala Lumpur 

International Airport, where Kim Jong Nam suddenly fell ill Monday morning 

as he waited to board a flight. His death set off waves of speculation over 

whether North Korea dispatched a hit squad to kill a man known for his 

drinking, gambling and complicated family life.

DID A SOUTH KOREAN NEWS REPORT DOOM KIM JONG UN'S BROTHER?

Also Wednesday, medical workers completed an autopsy on Kim Jong Nam, 

but it was not immediately clear if or when the findings would be made 

public.

North Korea had objected to the autopsy and asked for Kim Jong Nam's body 

to be returned; Malaysia went ahead with the procedure anyway as the North 

did not submit a formal protest, said Abdul Samah Mat, a senior Malaysian 

police official.

Kim Jong Nam, who was 45 or 46, was estranged from his younger brother, 

Kim Jong Un, and had been living abroad for years. He reportedly fell out of 

favor when he was caught trying to enter Japan on a false passport in 2001, 

saying he wanted to visit Tokyo Disneyland.

According to two senior Malaysian government officials, who spoke on 

condition of anonymity because the case involves sensitive diplomacy, the 

elder Kim died en route to a hospital on Monday after suddenly falling ill 

at the airport's budget terminal.

He told medical workers before he died that he had been attacked with a 

chemical spray at the airport, the Malaysian officials said. Multiple South 

Korean media reports, citing unidentified sources, said two women believed 

to be North Korean agents killed him with some kind of poison before fleeing 

in a taxi.

Since taking power in late 2011, Kim Jong Un has executed or purged a number 

of .... (his family members and others) .... in what the South Korean government has 

described as a "reign of terror."

South Korea's spy agency, the National Intelligence Service, said Wednesday 

that North Korea had been trying for five years to kill Kim Jong Nam. The NIS 

did not definitively say that North Korea was behind the killing, just that it 

was presumed to be a North Korean operation, according to lawmakers who 

briefed reporters about the closed-door meeting with the spy officials.

The NIS also cited a "genuine" attempt by North Korea to kill Kim Jong Nam 

in 2012, the lawmakers said. The NIS told them that Kim Jong Nam sent a letter 

to Kim Jong Un in April 2012, after the assassination attempt, begging for the 

lives of himself and his family.

The letter said: "I hope you cancel the order for the punishment of me and my 

family. We have nowhere to go, nowhere to hide, and we know that the only 

way to escape is committing suicide."

Although Kim Jong Nam had been originally tipped by some outsiders as a 

possible successor to his late dictator father, Kim Jong Il, others thought that 

was unlikely because he lived outside the country, including recently in 

Macau.

He also frequented casinos, five-star hotels and traveled around Asia, with 

little say in North Korean affairs.

But his attempt to visit Tokyo Disneyland reportedly soured North Korea's 

leadership on his potential as a successor. Kim Jong Nam had said he had 

no political ambitions, although he was publicly critical of the North Korean 

regime and his half brother's legitimacy in the past. In 2010, he was quoted 

in Japanese media as saying he opposed dynastic succession in North Korea.

Among Kim Jong Un's executions and purges, the most spectacular was 

the 2013 execution of his uncle, Jang Song Thaek, once considered the country's 

second-most powerful man, for what the North alleged was treason.

The official said the man provided information that led to the arrest of the woman 

who was using Indonesian travel documents.

On Wednesday, police arrested the first suspect in the case, a woman carrying 

Vietnamese travel documents identifying her as 28-year-old Doan Thi Houng. 

A Malaysian police statement said a second woman was arrested carrying an 

Indonesian passport identifying her as 25-year-old Siti Aishah. It was not 

immediately clear whether either woman's identification was genuine. 

Indonesia's Foreign Ministry has requested consular access to Aishah. The 

ministry said Thursday the woman is an Indonesian citizen based on data 

provided by Malaysia and the Indonesian Embassy in Kuala Lumpur.

Both women were identified using CCTV footage from Kuala Lumpur 

International Airport, where Kim Jong Nam suddenly fell ill Monday morning 

as he waited to board a flight. His death set off waves of speculation over 

whether North Korea dispatched a hit squad to kill a man known for his 

drinking, gambling and complicated family life.

Malaysian police said on Thursday that a third person has been arrested in 

connection with the apparent poisoning death of Kim Jong Nam.

A police official said officers detained a Malaysian man on Wednesday evening. 

He is believed to be the boyfriend of the second suspect."


MY OPINION

As far as I'm concerned Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea who 

starves his, feeds his vast military and his fat self and his family, killing 

members of his own family and refuses to join the world community, firing 

missiles without regard to their direction. That hog-tied fat little @#^$%#*%

is a 100 times more more evil than his half-ass-half-brother, Kim Jong Nam.

That's my thoughts for now. 

I will continue with the story of Kim Jong Un that hog-tied fat little @#^$%#*% 

and his tormentors tomorrow.

The Associated Press contributed to this report.

The Associated Press is known as the hanging press. They say that you cannot 

copy, paste or read and rewrite their material. They may not hang me, but if 

they try, I can hide in my flower beds or in the farmer's field to the east and 

south which will be planted in corn if it's later and tall or the soybean field to 

west if late enough in the summer. Or we still got those 5 hanging trees in the

yard if the Associated Press catches me and then that, sadly, will be the end 

of the rest of my life.

TO BE CONTINUED.... 


I looked on the internet to find what medals that people of the would be 

eligible for and you'd have to cut down one of California's Redwood Trees to 

obtained enough paper to list them all. And you were caught you would 

be fined, maybe jailed for a short while and the Park Ranger's would keep

the lumber. 

I guess the U.S. Park Rangers could also hang you or kill with their gun 

because those U.S. Park Rangers like their Redwood trees a standing and they're 

in charge of all state and local police forces in rank.


QUOTE (S) FOR THIS POST

"I ain't responsible for your health, if you want to blame somebody blame 

somebody else, not me, because I have enough on my plate worrying about 

my own self. That's another lie. I'm more healthy than all you young wipper 

snappers."
  
Forrest Caricofe

Google search: About 116,000 results (1.43 seconds) 

No results found for  "I ain't responsible for your health, if you want to blame 

somebody blame somebody else, not me, because I have enough on my plate 

worrying about my own self. That's another lie. I'm more healthy than all you 

young whipper snappers."

Maybe twice a day average Google will require me to paste for a second time

in the search when the first search is correct. It looks like to me that Google 

is wasting both of our time?


HEALTH

*I never worry but I get aggravated some, I guess. Instead of worrying, I say 

"it's up to God."


*Like they say "I'm healthy as a hyena" one of my least favorite animals along 

with the wild dog who both kill with vengeance on the African Plain.

I don't know what this has to do with my health unless I'd come face-to-face with 

these devil creatures and I need to fight for my life. I know what would happen

if they are in packs, this certainly would be, the last day of my long life.

*I told you the other day that I was going to buy and consume gluten-free foods

that they say helps to prevent or reduce pain in the human body. It should be 

good for animals too, so if I run across a spell Giraffe or some other animals I'll 

tell them about it. I always capitalize the names of God's creatures if like them alot, 

but reduce to the least font if I don't like them at all like the hyena and wild dog.


*If I remember correctly, Walmart has a special maybe 8 foot section of 

gluten-free food and on the east side of the pasta aisle if you're here in 

Wooster.

So far I've purchased: 

1.   Shar Multigrain gluten-free bread (expensive - $5.48?) 

2.   Goody-two-shoes. No, that's wrong. It is Goodie Girl Mint Slim gluten-free 

cookies. 

3.   Some soy sauce that I can't find right now.

4.   A noodle mix that I can't find right now.

5.   All natural gluten-free cafe from Health Valley veggie noodles fortified with

minerals, vitamins, and prebiotics to support digestion. 

*Peruvian maca - an herb which raises the immune system and regulates 

hormone.


ANIMALS

*Penguin stolen from zoo is found dead near parking lot.

Fox News - 36 minutes ago.

I already have a plan for the one are those that committed this atrocity. 

I told you we have have 5 hanging trees on our property. Bring the evil 

one/ones in handcuffs and heavy chains to this location while beating the 

culprit with an America League Yankees's Joe DiMaggio baseball bat. 

When the police and the evil, profoundly immoral, wicked, bad, wrong, 

immoral, sinful, foul, vile, dishonorable, corrupt, iniquitous, depraved, 

reprobate, villainous, nefarious, vicious, malicious, pernicious and 

malignant *&^%$#@%*$* arrive at this location we'll continue to beat the 

*&^%$#@%*$* while fast dragging the reprobate to the highest 

hanging tree on the property all of us beating the hell out of the reprobate

and then placing the hanging rope over the *&^%$#@%*$* sinful neck and 

pulling all together maybe 6 inches off the ground and when the evil starts 

dying half of the crowd that's gathered, with the half enjoying donuts and 

coffee at the picnic table in the far corner of the yard. 

You see, we're waiting for noon. It's noon. That didn't take long did it, time 

seems to go in a flash when your waiting for some excitement. So to end the 

story and the life of that iniquitous,we hung the nefarious 

*&^%$#@%*$* at high noon in the tallest tree in our yard. I was trying to think

before this happen to do more to the iniquitous *&^%$#@%*$*, but the 

*&^%$#@%*$* dead now so we'll the devil in hell take care of the rest of 

*&^%$#@%*$* just deserts.


POLITICS

The same things happen everyday in the city that was named after our first

President. The family circus and soap opera are never ending, but the city 

of our first great President still stands and is always near, to the great river 

that was named after the Native American Indian tribe, they call Patawomeck 

(or Potomac).


QUOTE (S) FOR THIS POST

"If you all don't like the weather go hide in your closet. Hurry up, a storm is 

forecasted."
  
Forrest Caricofe

Google search: About 10,100,000 results (1.82 seconds) 

No results found for "If you all don't like the weather go hide in your closet. 

Hurry up, a storm is forecasted."


WEATHER

Weather for Smithville, Ohio

Today    PARTLY_CLOUDY   51° 37°

Sat         PARTLY_CLOUDY   60° 40°

Sun       PARTLY_CLOUDY    57° 34°

Mon      PARTLY_CLOUDY    58° 39°

The Weather Channel - Weather Underground - AccuWeather

*7:08 AM 2/17/2017 EST. "I saw her standing there." No, that's wrong. I'm 

standing here typing my life's story of the day and  I can see through my 

cell-like window the light of this morning of today.

*8:04 AM 2/17/2017 EST. "I looked outside to see what was the matter?"

I went online to look this up and I found a web site and page named 

dhttp://oth.stparchive.com/Archive/OTH/OTH12222011p17.php. I could not 

read the print because it was so small but I couldn't read it, but they gave 

me three more options:

1.   Save and type in your web site: 

2.   iliveinmycarandeatverywell.com 

3.   I could not see the button entirely that was displayed at the bottom because 

of a short screen and Newton's Law of Gravity, but I  manage to click the upper

half and my web site address went we're I'm going maybe, to Heaven or hell at 

long last.

*11:11 AM 2/17/2017 EST. I've got to leave and drive Bill to his bank and I have 

to go the Oho DMV and my PNC (Pittsburgh National Corporation) Bank. I'll tell 

you about this later in my story of my life for this day.

"Liar, liar, pants on fire." That's me.

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