Wednesday, November 8, 2017

8 Nov 17 - 0841 ET - QUOTES, ETC.


*I know they're saying that President Trump & Republicans are down in 

the polls, but that's nothing compared to the Democrats.

*Would you give your life for a dying child if you could? 

*If faced with the enemy, would you go down on bended knee and beg for life

or stand tall and fight for life?

*Experts now say that drinking coffee will extend your life. As much coffee as I 

drink, I ought to live a 1000 years.

*I don't understand why people are so afraid of dying, Heaven is a much better

place than earth.

*I eat several helpings of microwaved potatoes for breakfast. No wonder. My

ancestryDNA analysis says that I'm 13% Irish. 

*The fly is one of God's creatures, but I regretfully smash the arse end of the fly 

because they say the fly takes off backwards. 

*There is talk about what came first, the chicken or the egg. It should be

the egg, but the chick may have come from a frozen embryo.

*I was born in 1942, the "Silent Generation," and I'm sure that was the reason I 

hid under the bed when company came to our house.

*If I was a TV evangelist or church preacher, much of my sermon would be 

related to helping others.

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