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Thursday, December 21, 2017

DEC 21, 2017 - 8:17 AM ET - 10 QUOTES

*Although I'm right handed, it took me over 70 years to know that I could wipe 

my butt better with my left hand. 

*"Cleanliness is next to Godliness only if God is watching." 



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*To be free is to be afraid of nothing.

*If I attempt to mirror the characteristics of God then I'm right with God. 

*If you like fish, eat the smaller fish that have the least mercury content.


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*Christmas should be the celebration of Jesus's birth, exchanging gifts should

be secondary. 

*Homelessness for some is preferably than a previous family life. 




*Long life is a blessing unless your life is filled with pain.

*Gifts should be given with a warm heart expecting nothing in return.

*I like to shower after pooping, so I prefer to poop early and not at bedtime. 





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