Friday, December 22, 2017

DEC 22, 2017 - 8:45 AM ET - 10 QUOTES

*To remember what you have to do today is far more important than 

remembering what you did yesterday.

*"To Wish Upon A Star" is a song, to sit upon a star is to be in Heaven, 

*As Walmart would say, only 2 shopping days until Christmas, and from me,

you'd better hurry.


*If you're expecting someone you don't particularly care for, you'd better "get 

the hell out of Dodge."

*A laxative is for someone with constipation, a plug is for someone with 



*Health-wise, a belly laugh is better for you than a smile.

*To "Kiss an Angel Good Morning" is a song, to kiss the devil means bad breath. 

*Chocolate may be the food of the Gods, but I beg to differ. It's fish. Everyone 

knows that. 

*Those who are near perfect on earth are provided transportation to Heaven on

God's Interstate. 

*FORREST means For the Old to Rest and Relax, Ending Still their Time on this 

earth. Does that make sense? Perhaps. 

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