Sunday, December 24, 2017

DEC 24, 2017 - 11:34 AM ET - 10 QUOTES

*If you're really hungry and you had nothing else to eat, would you eat a dung

beetle when you know it's full of sh&$?


*Bad memories in your life are completely erased when you pass into Heaven.


*I see that there is an ad on my blog created by Google Adsense that wants you 

to click on a dating service for old people. Maybe I'm just typing for old people.

*Since my eye surgery my brown eyes have turned to blue.

*God is to good and righteous people as the devil is to evil people.

*You cannot take your material possessions with you when you die, so why do 

you have so many?

*Visiting persons in nursing homes is akin to angels visiting us from Heaven.

*To judge a person by the color of their skin is a sin. To judge a person by their

friendliness and warm heart is always the right thing to do.

*It's always better to get your face close to the wall when peeing into the urinal

instead of not close enough and peeing on the floor. 


*Do we have to wait for birthdays, anniversaries, or other events to give gifts?

What would be better than giving a gift not on these events, but at any time of 

the year to celebrate our friendship?

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