Tuesday, December 26, 2017

DEC 26, 2017 - 8:57 AM ET - 10 QUOTES

*To yearn for the past is to desire an outhouse out back of the house. 

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*It is difficult to swat and kill a fly knowing that the fly takes off ass backwards. 

*To poop in the morning is best, going all day before pooping is always the least 


*To stand and wait to pee is still healthy, to rush to pee is often unhealthy.

*You must remember somethings of your past in order to understand what may 

happen in your future.

*Visitors to your house who have overstayed their welcome are like fish. They

begin to smell after 2 days. 

*Why is it that people are so attracted to the words "twat" and "doodle do?"

*Only about 364 shopping days left until Christmas. You'd better hurry.

*In order to avoid the small creatures of the night, like termites, you need to 

sleep in your cedar chest or an enclosed sleeping place made of oak boards. 

*The ways of a friend might not be your true direction. 

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