Wednesday, December 27, 2017

DEC 27, 2017 - 9:14 AM ET - 10 QUOTES AND/OR THOUGHTS

*The animal with the best memory is not the elephant, but the dolphin. I didn't 

know that.

*Most people cannot recognized their own voice, so why are you talking to 


*Most of the advertisers on TV said Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas,

afraid of what someone may object to. Shame on you.

*"The early bird catches the worm." I'm also an early riser, but I prefer fish.

However, I'd eat an earthworm if I had to.


*If you're down and depressed, drive by a gathering of the homeless.  

*Some people believe in being able to talk to lost loved ones. I believe they

are just saying that as a part of their never ending grief.

*Just because I eat too much sometimes, does that mean I'll go to Dante's 3rd

circle of hell?


*Your treasures of a lifetime will end at your passing.

*With bad luck, you may become broke. Then you'll really know who your true

friends are. 

*My hair is about 8 inches long and about 20 years from catching up with Willy


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