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Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Jan 10, 2018 - 8:31 AM ET - 10 QUOTES

*If when walking, you get ahead of your butt, it means you're about to fall over

on your face.




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*If placed on a cloud after you die, does that mean you're on your way to Heaven

or about to fall downward into hell?



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*Gratefulness is being grateful for everything other people do for you as well as 

what they try to do for you.

*I don't have to worry about going to the dentist with the pain and the cost, you

see I have a full set of falsies. 




"If Tiffy is a girl's name, is Tifner a boy's name? Google says no way, but Tiffner

is a surname for some families.

*I like dogs, but they have the bad breath of a mule. Is there a spray bottle of 

Listerine available for sale?




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*The Amish live life the old fashion way, not embracing modern conveniences, 

could you live the life of an Amish?




*People who dwell in their past have no claim to their future.

*A can of beans is always better for your health than a can of poop.




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*To say no to a stranger is saying no to a possible friend in your future.





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