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Saturday, January 13, 2018

JAN 13, 2018 - 6:40 AM ET - FARTING IN PUBLIC

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"To fart in public is rude, find a place alone before you fart."

Forrest Caricofe

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WHAT'S ON MY MIND TODAY

**One of my quotes for today: "When you fart in public, point to someone else 

for the blame, then move swiftly to escape before the worst of the smell begins.

Do you fart in public? I know it's rude and unforgivable. It's not the loudness of 

the fart that is the worse, it's the smell, at least for me it is.

Some people I know, no names mentioned, go ahead and fart as loud as they can

and say "excuse me." What are they being asked to be excused for, the fart or 

the smell? 



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Everyone has gas and farts, me included. I try to hold my farts in by squezzing 

my buttocks tight until I can be alone somewhere and then I fart.



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I've seen people with aging farts clear whole rooms with their old and rotten 

farts not caring if it's rude or not. 

I grew up in the south where politeness was a hard and fast rule and farting in 

public, to my way of thinking, is an insult to what I believe. 





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