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Saturday, January 13, 2018

JAN 13, 2018 - 7:45 AM ET - 10 QUOTES

*The weather may not be to your liking, but you can always move you know, 

or stay and continue whining about the weather which you can do nothing 

about.

*A breathe of sunshine is always better than a breathe of rain.

*Meet each morning with a smile for a happy day, meet each morning with a 

frown and nothing good will come your way. 



Credit zmescience.com.

*I'm having a cup of White Miso tea from Japan for breakfast, 1 of the 4 

fermented products I drink/eat each day.



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*Children are a gift of God, but that changes when they become a teenager.

*I have a prescription medication which helps me sleep at night. It's called 

seroquel that I call Sarah Palin. Thanks, Sarah, for helping me to sleep each 

night.



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*Where is that global phenomenon that's called Global Warming when we've had

high temperatures of 0° over the last few weeks and today a winter storm 

warning with a high of 15° and snow showers?

*Toilet paper is not only used for wiping your butt, I also use it to blow my nose 

and to spit in, the oysters that I cough up from my throat.



Credit google search.

*To wake up alive is important, to wake up dead is more important if you're 

going to Heaven, of course.

*When you fart in public, point to someone else for the blame, then move swiftly

to escape before the worst of the smell begins.





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