Monday, January 22, 2018

JAN 22, 2018 - 8:21 AM ET - 10 OF MY OWN QUOTES

*Is it easier to wipe your butt with your left hand or right hand? Test it out. You

might be a switch wiper. Or, maybe, you may have to use the procedure below:


*If you had no more tomorrows, you'd be "deader than a door nail," meaning

there is no doubt about.

*If you're the only one at a funeral, you know who they're taking to the 

cemetery to be buried. 

*The aches and pains of the old are the result of a hard working past.


*To this very day I don't understand why people buy store bought water when 

well water is free?


*GOOGLE stands for Get Over the Objects Growing to the Left of your End table.


*To walk a mile north, turn around, and walk a mile south gets you nowhere.

*A food or drink is as only as good as a person's taste thinks it is.

*The only difference between an angel and an angle is that the 'l' and 'e' are 


*The older you get, the less you'll look in your mirror if you're afraid of growing 

old. A child will look for years at the same face.


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