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Sunday, January 28, 2018

JAN 28, 2018 - 7:03 AM ET - 10 QUOTES/THOUGHTS

*When I was just a little boy, I met a man who constantly lied. I was brought up

to tell the truth. He lied to me and my reaction is below:



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*Leaving the toilet seat up could be a good reason for the wife to instigate 

divorce proceedings or worse.



*You may have 3 watches in your life, a watch on your arm to constantly check 

the time, to watch TV and to watch for the mailman. Could there be no greater 

life?

*A liquid fart with no depends (diaper), the dark liquid running down your leg, 

means you're in a heck of a lot of trouble. Please stay away from me.

*The North American Indian met the paleface (British), the Indian asking "will 

you keep our lands a pristine wilderness as they are?" The paleface's answer was 

"yes." Years later .............................................................. "Shame on you 

paleface. You have spoken with a forked tongue."



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*To have a good life don't dwell on the past, it's pretty much as simple as that.

*We as humans are spoiled. Wild animals must search their live long day, 

everyday, looking for water and food for their survival.

*It's not cleanliness that's next to Godliness, it's kindness that's next to 

Godliness.



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*Gossip is the cause of divorce, social conflict and other societal breakdowns. 

Besides being a sin it causes numerous conflicts, so why does society keep 

telling lies about each other?" 



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*If you're getting old and afraid to look in your mirrors, take your mirrors down

and give them to Goodwill.



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