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Wednesday, January 3, 2018

JAN 3, 2018 - 10:14 AM ET - 10 QUOTES AND/OR THOUGHTS

*There is an old saying I remember from long ago, "I'd walk a mile for a camel."



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*To care for a disabled person guarantees you a fast pathway to Heaven.



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*A friend is only close in friendship as both you and your friend want the 

friendship to be.

*I was in the doctor's office waiting room yesterday and was reading from a 

Time magazine that a study conducted among a group of people concluded that

people who drank coffee had about a 15% more survival rate than those who 

didn't drink coffee. Good news for me.

*Tears fall from my eyes at hearing the National Anthem or Amazing Grace. 

Grown men can cry you know.

*I'm as to fish as maggots are to spoiled meat. 

*I got up at 2:47 AM 1/3/2018 ET. Where's everyone at? 

*Time flies only if you're paying attention to the clock.



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*To be in a hurry means you didn't plan adequately yesterday.

*I'm still waiting for my Cologuard test in the mail. It tests for colon cancer 

and the doctor's office calls it "poop in a bucket."




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