Sunday, January 7, 2018

JAN 7, 2018 - 11:21 AM ET - 10 OF MY OWN QUOTES

*If you're the "butt of all jokes" give them the finger and move toward the 

perpetrators like the "charge of the Light Brigade."



*Strangers are no longer strangers if you treat them like friends.

*To forgive someone means you're forgiving of others and also yourself.

*You need not look in the mirror if your throat is mostly red, some white and 

wrinkled with age, just look at the throat of a turkey gobbler, it's pretty much the 

same thing.

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*Some older people I know are quite satisfied with watching TV, waiting for the

mailman and taking a good poop everyday. 

*To bless someone is a blessing, to bless more than someone is more than a 


*"I'm in a pickle" means I'm in a difficult situation because I don't know which 

end of the pickle to eat. From here it looks like I've eaten the right end already.


*A wildebeest is to a herd as a groupie is to a social event.

*A distress call might be a call for help or a call for vengeance.

*You need more than wings to qualify as an angel.

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