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Tuesday, February 13, 2018

FEB 13, 2018 - 8:02 AM ET - 10 OF MY OWN QUOTES & PHOTOS FOR EACH

*I have names for all my prescription medications, Listen to April and Marco

Polo for high blood pressure, Prepare for Satan for lowering my cholesterol, 

Timid All are my eye drops and Drop A Coat and Sarah Palin for manic and/or 

bipolar disorders.  



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*I failed to publish 2 posts yesterday because I had an appointment at the 

wound center back of the Wooster Community Hospital in Wooster, Ohio. 

On the wall in my patient room I saw a sign on the wall that said "When you 

come once a week your wound will heal faster." I was some distance away 

and I misread the sign to read "When you come once a week your wound

will heal by Easter."



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*Those of you that have evil ways are bowing to the devil.



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*Are you a woman who wears loose or tight ass pants?



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*If you don't like the person who sent you a Valentine Day's card, mark "return

to sender" on the card and put it in your mailbox and put the flag up, it's as 

simple as that.



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*I can eat almost everything, so why are most people so particular about the 

food they eat? Well, I do eat wet mushrooms that taste awful, but I eat them 

just the same because they are certainly good for my health.



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*When there's something to do in the kitchen, get off your fat ass and go out and 

help.



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*All angels are beautiful because God knows we care about appearances, it's not 

what God wants, but that's the way it is.



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*Besides being the black sheep of the family, I cook and/or eat different foods 

than the rest of the family. This morning I've had 4 microwaved eggs along with

a 3rd of a can of salmon and now I'm microwaving Pioneer Country Gravy and 

Green Giant, Yellow Skin Golden Fresh, Klondike Goldust Idaho Potatoes along 

with numerous spices.



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 *May your blessings today and in your tomorrows be more wonderful than you 

have received in your past.


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