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Thursday, April 19, 2018

APR 19, 2018 - 8:00 AM ET - 10 OF MY OWN QUOTES/THOUGHTS

*I just found out that God didn't say "cleanliness is next to Godliness," so I 

won't be cleaning my house any more.


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*A perfect life is only achieved in Heaven.


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*Babies and small children require a lot of patience. If you raise them right they'll 

certainly be worth it.


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*Angels are perfect people with wings.


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*Material possessions are those things that you thought you needed, but don't.


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*Cell phones are mainly for the young, us old people wishing for the hand crank 

phones of our past.


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*To spank your children is to teach them the difference between right and 

wrong.


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*It is better to say nothing at all than to talk and say nothing at all.



*Constipation has plagued humankind forever, prunes or its' juice not always 

being the solution.


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*I've sit on a lot of commodes in my lifetime. My favorite is the English toilet.

How to use English toilet..!" - YouTube.




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