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Thursday, May 17, 2018

MAY 17, 2018 - 8:00 AM ET - 10 OF MY OWN QUOTES/THOUGHTS

*Comedy when I was young.


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*Your head wouldn't hurt so bad and you wouldn't be throwing up if you only 

had had a glass of red wine rather than a whole bottle of Old Forester last 

evening.


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*A rhyme: your big feet were made for walking, your big mouth was made for 

talking.


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*Lightening from the skies is God's way of telling us that thunder will follow. 


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*If you have something to do, the days go by swiftly, if you have nothing to do

your days seem to last forever.


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*Rains are Jesus's tears falling to earth because of the sinful people mistakenly 

created.


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*Endless praying is for monks, you can thank God in 10 words or less:

God Bless everyone, Amen. How about 4?


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*This is May with the first of the spring flowers. May spelled backwards is yam, a 

vegetable I like with plenty of butter and salt and 8 minutes in the microwave, of

course.


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*Flys are useful after all, they recycle matter by feasting on dung and dead 

animals, so when you die make sure you're not exposed to these nasty creatures.


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*Everyday, act so that your forefathers, living or dead, would be proud of you.



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