Friday, June 29, 2018

JUNE 29, 2018 - 5:00 AM ET - 10 QUOTES/THOUGHTS

*If you're constipated, take MiraLax, Ex-Lax, Gentle Laxative from Dollar 

General and Linzess 72 MCG altogether and after you have started 

having severe diarrhea, you won't be able to stop pooping for hours.


*True friends are those that help you when you need it.


*Your good health is dependent on your doctor and the medications she/he 

prescribed for you, but in reality, it's God's hands guiding your doctor and the 

medications for a healthier you.

*Flies have a life expectancy of 15 to 30 days, the life expectancy being longer 

for a house fly than a fly who can't get in to the house.

*For those of you who have low self esteem, remember there is always someone

who can make you feel better about yourself.

*All my tests for major illnesses have come out negative recently, but I wonder 

at my age and with smoking, I wonder how long this will last?

*I like hot weather, 100 degrees is fine with me, most people I meet like the 

temperatures to be around 75 degrees.

*If you think an earthly angel is by your side, you may be wrong if you are sinful, 

it may be one of the devil's sidekicks by your side.


*The total of human kind's existence can be summed up in 1 word, history.

*I like orange Powerade Zero, ZERO spelled backwards is OREZ and means I like 

having OREo cookies at the Zoo.


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