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Sunday, September 16, 2018

SEP 16, 2018 - 6:00 AM EDT - MY FAVORITES OVER THE PAST WEEK

*I've been standing, walking or running nearly all 

my life, no sitting down for me. And I have the 

same first name as Forrest Gump.  



*God, please bless those who cannot help 

themselves.



*The only thing that's the same between a lawyer 

and the police is the law. 



*Why are Republicans represented by an elephant, 

a grand creature, but the Democrats are represented 

by a looked down upon jackass?



*Cedar Point here in Ohio cannot compare to this.



*I use a sleeping bag for covering myself when 

sleeping. Bag spelled backwards is GAB and 

means I like watching GABby Hayes on TV.



*Flip Wilson.



*The trouble I have with picking my nose, I 

can't get all the snot out with my little finger. 

Maybe I could use someone else's finger?




*I've told you before that I drink a lot of coffee. 

COFFEE stands for Can all Of us Forget Forever 

the bad Effects of drinking coffeE.



*I shave about every 3 days, using the Gillette 

brand until I found a different razor "As Seen 

on TV," and it just keeps on shaving without 

changing the blade every so often.



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