SEP 6, 2018 - 6:00 AM EDT - 10 QUOTES/THOUGHTS

*Little Eva - 'Loco-motion' (1962).

*Human kind who must live on bread alone will 

constantly be constipated.

*Your tomorrows are as only good as your

today's.

*I bank at PNC Bank which actually stands for 

Pittsburgh National Corporation or Philadelphia 

National Corporation, but could stand for Please 

Neuter my Cat.

*The world is a happy place only if we're friendly 

to each other.

*A love triangle could be much like the Bermuda 

Triangle, ending in disappearances and lost loves.

*Is there an edge to our universe?

*What is your favorite brand of toilet paper? 

Mine is ....................

*As part of my diet, I take a spoonful of Southern 

Zoomer Organic Virgin Coconut Oil each day.

*My ancestryDNA analysis states that I'm 13% 

Irish, am I also related to the Celts?