Sunday, January 20, 2019

JAN 20, 2019 - 9:00 AM ET - Favorites from the past.

*Jackie Gleason and Tom Hanks, 'Nothing in 



*My son and daughter-in-law live in Bellevue, 

Nebraska a short distance from Omaha. I've liked 

going to the zoo since I was a kid and Omaha has 

one of the best zoos in the U.S., the Henry Doorly 

Zoo and Aquarium.


*Question. Would you rather be in intense 

continuous pain here on earth or be in Heaven 

where there is no pain?

*Sinners can only be forgiven if their friends 

forgive them first.

*All you other old people or others who have bad 

teeth, go online to see where your nearest 

Affordable Dentures is at, about $400 for their 

cheapest full set of dentures, all in the same day. 

You can also call at 1-800-DENTURE.

*Rhyme: All us old men are called old codgers,

and fans of the old Brooklyn Dodgers.

*All of us have responsibilities in our lives, to 

do that with a total commitment is a sacrifice 

we must all make.

*The history of humankind, in part, determines 

your future.

*If you're constipated, take MiraLax, Ex-Lax, 

Gentle Laxative from Dollar General and 

Linzess 72 MG altogether and after you have 

started having severe diarrhea, you won't be able 

to leave the toilet for hours.

*Our dog, Dolly Jo, a Maltese, is spoiled, she 

gets a dogie treat when we leave the house 

without her and come back, every time she eats 

her dog food and every time when she poops.

Credit: USA, LLC

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