Credit: forrestcaricofe.com.
*"My real name is Forrest, my street name is
Gump. Sure it is."
*"I like my dentures meaning I don't need to make
those expensive trips to the dentist, the last
complete set of dentures I bought cost about $400."
*"Humankind cannot exist without food and water,
what would happen if we ran out of food and
water?"
*"If you're constipated, it means you spend most of
your day in the toilet."
Bless America."
*"If you like sweets, anything with sugar, you
should know that sugar is the deadly and silent
number 1 killer."
*"AARP stands for Americans who are Aging and
Retired, Place much thought on the fear of dying."
*"I plant a yellow tomato every year in memory
of my Mother, she liked them because they're
less acidic. This year I planted a Lemon Boy.
*"I'm having Pampa Smoked Oysters for my
breakfast this morning (5:30 AM 6/9/2019) along
with crackers while taking my pills, I buy them from
the $1 shelf in Rite Aid, also available at Dollar
Tree for the same price, of course. The guy in the
video is wrong, I love them."
*The best hand shaver I've ever had, I bought in the
Advertised on TV section and promoted by Bret
Farve."
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