Credit: independent.co.uk.
*"Humankind can only exist if there is peace in our
world."
*"I take twice a day, both morning and evening, a
dose of Turmeric."
every 2.7 years."
*"For the most evil, I want vengeance here on earth,
not waiting for them to get their first vengeance in
hell."
*"What's up with all the plastic decorations you
place at your lost love ones grave site? Why
not plant a real flower like a white rose."
*"Feeling tired and out of energy, do what my
father did, take a slug of Geritol."
*"In the old days, people used outhouses to poop,
using Sears & Roebuck Company Catalog pages
to wipe their butts with."
*"I'm friendly to everyone, but I have no close
friends."
*"I'm the only one I know who has Total Wireless
cell phone service on the Verizon network."
*"There's a taco war, guess who making tacos
besides Taco Bell?"
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