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*"Amazing Grace was written by John Newton."
*"Arthritis is something that I'm burdened with.
I take no prescription medications because I
figure it's my fault for all the hard labor that I have
done during my lifetime."
*"May God Bless the poor and those who care
about them."
*"Cancer is not a bad word, it's just 1 of the about
171,476 words in the English language."
*"Ford did not take government assistance like GM.
FORD stands for the Finest Over the Road vehicle
toDay. GM stands for Give me the Money."
*"Asphalt is used to pave roads. ASPHALT stands
for whose ASs will bring Production to a HALT?"
*"Humans are a result of their parents and ancestors."
*"I know good works will not get you to Heaven, but
I cannot resist in helping others."
*UPS is a worldwide delivery company. UPS stands
for Under Protest we can See the fruitlessness
of our actions."
*"The age of a human can be estimated by their
tolerance or intolerance to the weather."
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