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*"Do blondes really have more fun?"
*"At our mother's funeral, I said "thank you mother
for leaving your footprints on this earth for us to
follow.""
*"I just located an old pair of eyeglasses which I
purchased at Walmart and had the lenses rose
colored."
*"If you're materialistic, you may be going down
the long road to hell. Give those material
possessions to those that need them."
*"I like Golden Corral, a large variety of foods
which always makes me overeat."
*"No matter how many times you mow your lawn,
there is always someone that has a better lawn than
yours."
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*"A tear jerking commercial if you really careabout someone else."
*"Who's ass is backwards? What does ass
backwards stand for? I'm the only one I know
who's ASS is BACKWARDS. That sure was an
easy one to figure out."
*"I have a lots of friends because my only friends
are strangers."
*"There may be some argument between who
created the universe, the Big Bang or God, but
I'm positively certain that God used the Big Bang to
create the universe."
*"Children are only a gift from God if you use the
appropriate discipline to assure they become
proper and mature adults."
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