Credit: cnn.com.
*"I enjoy the heat of the southwestern United
States, especially Las Vegas, not the cold of
Northeastern Ohio in the winter."
*"The age of us humans can be determined by how
many times we are plagued by constipation each
week."
*"A love affair is a true love affair, if both partners
and their children are loving and equal in every
way."
*"To pee or not to pee, that is the question, not
William Shakespeare, but Forrest Caricofe."
*"The only difference between a dirty butt and a
clean butt, is a hand to wipe and a roll of clean
toilet paper."
*"Some say President Donald J. Trump will be
remembered as one of the greatest presidents in
modern times. What's your opinion?
*"A email to someone is inferior to a handwritten
letter in the mail to someone you care about."
*"Happiness can be defined as a wealth of
experiences, not the collection of material
possessions."
*"Do you live too much in the past, forgetting about
the present and the future?"
*"One cannot remain sane without friends and/or
friendly people or a dog for your companion."
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I like friendly people of all races and cultures.