Credit: tasteofcountry.com.
*"The greatest thing that parents can do for their
children is to love them."
*"If you had six months to live, what would you
do?"
*"To eat pizza almost every day, is to die at an early
age."
*"I've meet many preachers in my life, but none that
were also a comedian."
*"A private life to me is more important than a
public one."
*"To scratch your butt is less offensive than picking
your nose."
*"Nakedness is only legal in nudist camps."
*"One of the most magnificent farts of all time."
*"A parade is for children and for those adults who
still have a part of a child within them."
*"When I see a farmers spreading manure on their
fields, I reminded of one of God's creatures."
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