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*"A sign saying "No Pets Allowed" frustrates me.
Are they part of our family or not?"
*"You may thank your doctors and nurses, but
thanking housekeeping and others are often
forgotten."
*"You may not think your vote is important, but I
know some elections that were decided by a flip of
a coin."
*"Where would we be today without the invention
of the wheel?"
*"I take a small sip of Holistic Hound Hemp and
Mushroom Oil every other day for numerous
health benefits, made exclusively for dogs and cats."
*"It looks like to me that your brain would get
more exercise if it where in your feet instead of
your head."
*"Mountain Dew Mouth is a term that is used for
those who drink Mountain Dew and have rotten
teeth in Appalachia and other places in the world."
*"A belly laugh is more healthy than a simple smile."
*"Besides all the other benefits of 100% polyester
clothing is that you don't have to fold them."
*"Now think about this considering your present
behavior, there are 2 doors, one door to hell and
one door to Heaven. Which door will you be going
through?"
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