*"I now eat Dave's Killer Bread rather than 100%
whole wheat bread."
*"He's no Judge Judy."
*"Do we all worship the same God, but differently
because of our culture?"
*"What if the sun decided to take a break and not
shine for a year?"
*"One of my favorite insects is the lonely fly. And
you know that's a lie, pesky little creature."
*"RFC stands for many things (Remote Function
Call, Requests For Comment, Rugby Football Club
and many others) and one is my full given name,
Randolph Forrest Caricofe, I'm a Jr., so I go by
Forrest."
*"A house is not a home without love and
happiness."
*"I'm right-handed and after all these years, I've
suddenly found out that I can wipe my butt
much better with my left hand than my right."
*"At my age of 77 years, I'm going to pee more
often and dribble pee afterwards."
*"Laws made because of the actions of just a few
people are made to be broken."
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I like friendly people of all races and cultures.