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*"Can someone live on water and dumpster diving?"
*"I watch Fox News. FOX stands for there is a Fox
in the hen house that the farmer is chasing Over
near the farmhouse, where the farmer fell down,
broke his arm and now needs an X-ray."
*"The best answer to a yes or no question is yes or
no, no maybe's allowed."
*"If all of us would act with the innocence of a
small child, what a wonderful world this would be."
*"Being a Baptist, I believe in vengeance here
on earth as well as in Heaven."
*"Without family or friends you may go your own
way."
*"It's almost always a daddy's girl and a mommy's
boy."
*"If you die during the night, you will have had
your own Last Supper."
*"Pooping and peeing is necessary for health.
What does your pee look like?"
*"Life's hardships can be overcome by having a
bright outlook and a positive attitude."
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