Credit: bbc.com.
*"Once in America, shame on us."
*"You may be a skinny weakling or have the
physique of a body builder."
*"Diabetics who are concerned about their health
should reduce their intake of sugars, carbs and fats.
*"What does "The tip of the iceberg" (a metaphor)
mean?"
*"Pray that every child outlives their childhood."
*"I recently joined AARP. AARP stands for we're
Alarmed At the Resurgence of People nearing the
end of their life."
*"I have a GPS and a radio in my 1986 Honda
Accord, but I never use them, I don't like listening
to someone talk that I can't talk back to."
*"My one and only bank is PNC. PNC stands for
Place your Nickle in the Corner of your dresser,
but never trust your nickle to a bank."
*"I had supervisor (from the South Sudan) where I
worked in produce at a Walmart off 72nd Street in
Omaha, Nebraska, he asked "why I use the cuss
words damm and hell." I said to him they're not
cuss words, "a dam holds back water and hell is
where you're going." He was good natured and took
it all in stride."
*"A vision of Heaven can be seen by those with
constant, incurable and unbearable pain."
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