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*"Face-to-cell phone is the modern trend, how I
yearn for the phones of the past."
*"If we stay in the toilet for about an hour a day, eat
for about 3 hours and sleep for about 3 hours, that
leaves us with 17 hours, unless we have diarrhea,
then we may have very little of the day left to do
other things that we'd like to do."
*"A ruler is used to measure many things, including
how far you're stomach is sticking out from the rest
of your body."
*"A text from a friend is nice, but a hand written
letter in the mail would be twice as nice."
*"A surprise baby is a threat to people who don't
like children."
*"There are about 16,581,375 colors in our world,
my favorite color is blue."
*"If I where on death row and had my choice of
death, I'd would prefer a hanging."
*"The mainstream media causes dissension, what is
their purpose in publishing fake news?"
*"An adventure is not the destination, but the stops
along the way."
*"Does Febreze clean the smell or does it just mask
the smell?"
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