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*"If you've been the purist of the pure, you still
cannot become a saint until after you are dead (it
cannot become a saint until after you are dead (it
usually takes about 5 years more or less)."
*"A fart is a fart which you can't take back, just don't
let your fart blow your way."
let your fart blow your way."
*"People have the amazing power of recovering
from tragedies, I hope you'll remember that."
from tragedies, I hope you'll remember that."
*"Do lions sleep in the day or night or a little bit of
both?"
both?"
*"Because of innovations in today's world, our youth
will not learn to do hard physical labor."
will not learn to do hard physical labor."
*"You need to choose between someone who treats
you bad or leave and live alone and be happy."
you bad or leave and live alone and be happy."
*"The only difference between 5 different poops is
on the wall in your doctor's patient rooms."
on the wall in your doctor's patient rooms."
*"Beautiful mornings are made for everyone of us,
except for those who get up after lunch."
except for those who get up after lunch."
*"A world map on your wall will not tell you the
kindness and generosity of a country's people."
kindness and generosity of a country's people."
*"Not many people wear watches anymore, they look
at their cell phone for the time."
at their cell phone for the time."
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